soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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