Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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