White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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