i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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