i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He did a backflip because drugs
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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