It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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