Yo dont text me then not text me
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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