I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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