yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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