Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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