Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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