Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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