do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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