I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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