My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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