I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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