Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don't think brook has ever known best
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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