i just google imaged poop.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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