I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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