I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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