i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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