Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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