guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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