Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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