I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
