do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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