She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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