My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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