If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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