if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Randomize
