He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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