You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The best revenge is premature balding
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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