I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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