adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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