I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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