I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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