goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm drive I can fine osifer
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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