I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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