About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
They have beer where we have blood.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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