I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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