What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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