If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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