The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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