Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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