Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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