All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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