butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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