Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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