Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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