..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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