No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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