I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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