i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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