oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
