the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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