We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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